Win A Free Shirt Contests & Winners

LIST OF ALL CURRENT CONTESTS

Must be 18 and up to enter contests.
If under 18, it sucks to be you.

Prettiest and Sickest Contest
Members only monthly contest with two winners! (One Female, one Male) Submit pics or videos wearing one of our shirts, with one winner chosen for the Prettiest (female) and one winner for the Sickest (male). Winners will receive a $100 Gift Certificate for Free Shirts from our store. For rules, eligibility, and how to enter the contest, click the above link. Offer void where prohibited.
Pick of the Draw-ers Contest
Members only monthly contest with one winner chosen who submits pics or videos wearing one of our shirts in only their "Draw-ers". The winner will receive a $100 Gift Certificate for Free Shirts from our store. For rules, eligibility, and how to enter the contest, click the above link. Offer void where prohibited.
Subscriber's Free Shirt Contest
Weekly contest with one winner randomly chosen who subscribes to our Free Newsletter. The winner will receive a $20 Gift Certificate for a Free Shirt from our store. For rules, eligibility, and how to enter the contest, click the above link. Offer void where prohibited.
Thanks For Your Order Contest
Weekly contest with one winner randomly chosen who (we hope) has purchased something from our store the previous week. (Note: No purchase is necessary, but you must register to enter the contest!) The winner will receive a $20 Gift Certificate for a Free Shirt from our store. For rules, eligibility, and how to enter the contest, click the above link. Offer void where prohibited.
Find Miss Steak Contest
A contest with any number of winners who find any Ms. Steak's on our website. Yes, we know Ms. Steak sounds like MISTAKE, for the pun is intended, so this one doesn't count! Anyone who finds a Miss Steak (as in a typo, grammer, broken functionality or logical operation, and includes suggestions for any improvement) will receive a $20 Gift Certificate for a Free Shirt from our store. For rules, eligibility, and how to enter the contest, click the above link. Offer void where prohibited.

LIST OF CONTEST WINNERS

Click below for Winners of each contest:

WHY THE CASH AMOUNT OF OUR
PRIZES SUCK AND OTHER EXCUSES

Well genius, notice our website isn't called Warren-Buffet.com or Bill-Gates.com? We're starting out on a shoe string budget, but soon as our drinking money is no longer at risk we'll bump up the prize amounts accordingly, okay? We may be Poor Cheap Ass Bastages today, but tomorrow who knows?

Hopefully, Rich Cheap Ass Bastages.

Besides, we would never want to buy your admiration, loyalty and respect...

At least not until we can afford it.

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