About Us

That's Right.
It Really Is
All About  You  Us.

Short Version: We sell Funny and Outrageous Shirts that gets people to laugh, think, or just crap their pants.  If you like 'em, buy and wear them.  Be the first to own a Pretty Sick Shirt and your friends will end up with a bad case of Shirt Envy.

MISSION  STATEMENT

What do you think our mission statement is?
To give our stuff away and go broke? Hell No!
We sell funny shirts at a fair price and hope to
make money doing it.   That's being honest.

But wait - there's more!

Our #1 Mission is to:  Make you laugh so hard you cry between your legs.   Is it working?

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Long Version: EDITOR's Note:  While this should be taken with a grain of salt, taking it with a Cold Beer in hand is much better...

Hello.  Wondering if I'm some UFC Champ, WWF Champ, NASCAR Driver, NBA Star, or some other Mofo who could be your Daddy?  Nope.  It just ain't true.  Well almost - but that was years ago when your Mmmm...  Oh hell, let's not dwell on the past, okay son?

Moving forward...  Sometime in 2004 I started writing down all the pretty sick, crazy, wild and smart ass ideas that kept popping up in my head while working, talking to people, watching TV, or reading editorials and articles in girlie magazines.  You never know when a good smart ass remark might come in handy.

One day I was talking to my nephew Nick.  (Nick the Nephew, or Nick the... Well, his girlfriends don't complain.  Runs in the family.)

Anyway, Nick said he'd like to print some stuff on T-shirts.  Then it hit me:  All the stuff I've been writing down would be perfect on T-Shirts!

So I spent my spare time learning about screen printing, web and graphic design, programming, etc.  All you see has been written, programmed and designed by me, myself, and I.  Though a bit retro and old school, the web site works like a well-lubed...  uh, machine.

Now that everything is done, I'm ready to make those shirts you'd love to have and wear.  That's about it for now.  I'll write more when I have time because, hey, a couple of orders just came in!  (Servicing the Customer is Job #1)

Want To Know More? Cool.  But what more do you want to know?  We can't read your mind, so why don't you read Wanna Good FAQ? instead.  If that doesn't provide what you're looking for, you can always Contact Us and ask us a question.  Doesn't that just give you the warm fuzzies?  (If you won't bother to ask, we won't bother to answer...)